Though if you think the best male masturbators are just a lazy man’s shortcut to orgasm, you’re missing the point.

Some will even do all the work for you, hands-free. You’ve got strokers (your Fleshlights and the like), but also: penis vibrators, frenulum massagers, and blowjob simulators, to name just a few. That menu reads like a Greek diner’s now that male sex toys are so much more varied and widely available than they were even just a few years ago. With all due respect to the hand, even your favorite meal gets boring-especially once you see what else is on the menu. Better vibrations and new sensations in orgasm achievements are available, if only you’ll reach out and grab them. High-tech innovations in pleasure are arriving faster than ever in the realm of sex toys for men. Philistines may think that digging around for the best male masturbator toy is a waste of time given how many five-star reviews the humble hand has earned in the long history of jacking off.